Second Battle of Atlanta

[DMZ-LT]

Massing in the weeds the 1st BN , 327TH Bettle Bn attacked my garden last night behind the aerial masking fires from the 212nd Misquito Squadron. The beetles probed the Tomatos and then assaulted the Sweet peppers in mass. In leaf to jaw fighting the Sweet peppers fought back the savage attack and with the help of Cpt Sevin drove the enemy from the garden. The Sweet pepperts suffered 7 CO's ( chewed ons) but there were no ART's (Ate Right Theres) We are preparing for future attacks as they are massing again. I have never seen Sweet peppers fight so well

[b3196]

I was lookin' for a way to send this thread south, but I cant find any.....sorry to hear about your tomatos and sweet peppers.
We use those beetle bags up here .
Bob K

[MORTARDUDE]

wow bob u are really slipping....lol

larry

[b3196]

larry
Ya ...but we sure did one hellva job on that U.S. Patent Thread
Thanks to John Andy and Paco
Bob K

[Andy]

Bob, I?m surprised a red state like yours doesn?t just use chemicals.
We have a farmer in town who has 250+ acres and doesn?t use any chemicals growing his produce, (best corn I?ve eaten). He?s very popular with the tree hugging, granola munching crowd. He uses cow and pig dung for fertilizer and gets a half million or so Lady Bugs, and other tiny carnivores to get rid of the bad bugs.

John, buy good bugs (bread in the south) and no doubt they?ll kill all those New Jersey bad bugs. Just don?t buy too many, they may come after you for being a traitor.

Stay healthy,
Andy

[MORTARDUDE]

yeah, bobk you are getting very inconsistent..u must have talked to keith..

Wow..I have spent probably $ 150 ( believe it or don't ) on getting my garden ready in my Mom's back yard...but i am going to have the best tomatoes of my life..we went to the store the other day and got a Del Monte tomato that was as hard as a brick bat...gthey sure can't figure out how to genetically torment tomatoes to emulate my backyard ones....more later

great story john.

larry

[b3196]

Andy
Personally, I like to sit on my deck and shoot em as they're flying around....Had to stop it....Too many 911 calls from the neighbors
Bob K

[DMZ-LT]

Sick Puppy. I don't even want to think about what you do with tomatoes

[b3196]

John
Personally....I'm a liver man. Tomatos are too mushy
Bob K

[exlrrp]

Well, boys, I'm already getting the list of fun activities for the first Psycovet DooDah at the Lazy J.
First on the list is the Gopher Kill. Yep, you can come up to the Lazy J and kill all the gophers and moles you can. Has to be organically done by which I mean .22 bullets, possibly .22LR. A shotgun may be supstituted.
There's plenty more too--like the 1st Annual Tree Kill.
Now I know some of you boys hate those awful ol tree hugging environmentalists so SHOW EM HOW A REAL AMERICAN GOES ON A PICNIC!! WITH A CHAIN SAW!! Yep, you can come up to my place and KILL A TREE!! I'm not making this up, CHOP THAT SUCKER DOWN!! Pick ANy tree on the property (except for maybe 10) out of hundreds!! And then: chop it up into little bits!! I'll even provide the chainsaw!! yep, cut that thing into 16"-24" chunks. Cut that sucker down and cut it into little pieces!! Show them tree hugging environmentalists just how you feel-- with a chainsaw!!!. And I'll even waive the requirement to stack it up neatly for all brother Psycovets.
Don't just stop with one, do several!!

also on the list:
Trail clearing
Brush Cutting
Blackberry picking
Covered Bridges Tour
Bookstore tour of the Willamette Valley
And much much more

It'll be fun!!
stay good
james