What Confucius Didn't Say -

[Boats]

Subject: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY

CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY :

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!

[DMZ-LT]

Thanks for the smiles, Boats !

[reconeil]

Ditto-ditto LT, Boats.

Plus A Happy Easter to both of you, and I hope we all find all
those money filled Easter eggs on that wonderful morning.

Times are tough.

Neil

[DMZ-LT]

Neil , my grandchildren live with me so much more likley to see their smiles and delight on Easter but just as good as finding a egg full of cash. God bless us one and all !

[reconeil]

Lt,
Honestly, our grandkids are much too old for Easter Egg Hunting.

Still, even now before doing standard big Easter din-din at our house, they similarly enjoy
and just as eagerly search for each and every one of those colorful hidden treasures.

Apparently money is money is money,...even for much older kids?

Hey! I still enjoy finding money.

Neil