The Patriot Files Forums  

Go Back   The Patriot Files Forums > General > Warriors Saloon

Post New Thread  Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #5211  
Old 03-23-2006, 04:14 AM
b3196's Avatar
b3196 b3196 is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Indianapolis In
Posts: 4,605
Distinctions
VOM Contributor 
Default

As the 6'4" cop in his starched and taylored uniform grabs the biker holding a 1967 version of Webster's dictionary......Orders him to drop the outdated book, placing handcuffs on both wrists, explaining that he is charged with Mopery.......They both walk over to the computer in the bar office and do a Google search on "Mopery"....The true explaination appears......."An imaginary law used to arrest people when their are no other laws to charge him with. The handcuffs are removed and a round of Crown is quickly ordered.
Bob K
__________________
Bob K. AKA bOOger

God bless the ACLU
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
  #5212  
Old 04-20-2006, 04:45 AM
DMZ-LT DMZ-LT is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Atlanta , Ga
Posts: 5,599
Distinctions
VOM Contributor 
Thumbs up Happy Birthday Airforcegrrl !

Ain't seen the green eyed lass posting lately but Happy Birthday AFG. Crown for all !
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
  #5213  
Old 04-20-2006, 05:33 AM
b3196's Avatar
b3196 b3196 is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Indianapolis In
Posts: 4,605
Distinctions
VOM Contributor 
Default

Happy B-day Child, Hell I cant remember 29......Im buying the next round
Bob K
__________________
Bob K. AKA bOOger

God bless the ACLU
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
  #5214  
Old 04-20-2006, 05:35 AM
Bill Farnie's Avatar
Bill Farnie Bill Farnie is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,228
Send a message via AIM to Bill Farnie
Distinctions
VOM 
Default

It's AFG's B-Day??? Happy Birthday green eyes

There should be a Happy B-Day thread for AFG ... ya think?
__________________
506th Infantry "Stands Alone"


It is well that war is so terrible, or we should get too fond of it. General Robert E. Lee
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
  #5215  
Old 05-25-2006, 09:30 PM
Shortdawg Shortdawg is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 122
Send a message via Yahoo to Shortdawg
Thumbs up Been Awhile

Hey just checkin in at this gnarly place. Still rowdy as hell. Nice to see y'all. Drinks all around. All The Way!
__________________
Short Dawg
OUT
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
  #5216  
Old 06-30-2006, 08:49 AM
catman's Avatar
catman catman is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Frisco, TX
Posts: 2,907
Send a message via ICQ to catman Send a message via Yahoo to catman
Distinctions
Contributor VOM 
Default

The young, but well traveled, Veteran walks into the dirty bar, clearing cobb webs as he enters.....what the Hell is going on? Where have all the people gone? Why are there pieces of corned beef laying around and what ever happened to that Army air Corp bar back?

Trav
__________________

Godspeed and keep low!
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
  #5217  
Old 06-30-2006, 09:17 AM
b3196's Avatar
b3196 b3196 is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Indianapolis In
Posts: 4,605
Distinctions
VOM Contributor 
Default

This bar is beginning to suck.....AFG or Old Seabee hasn't been around......No one will eat the corned beef with the special sauce, even though I have a 2 for 1 special.....Curtis has a tooth ache, he must'a chipped it on someones diamond cutter. Paco's doing his own thing while surfing farm love . com and John is too busy replacing the slats on his milk crate
Bob K
Attached Images
File Type: jpg ivo dragster 2.jpg (42.9 KB, 18 views)
__________________
Bob K. AKA bOOger

God bless the ACLU
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
  #5218  
Old 06-30-2006, 09:29 AM
SEATJERKER's Avatar
SEATJERKER SEATJERKER is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,985
Distinctions
VOM Contributor 
Default This bar don't suck,...

...

...It's just been a travlin' side show for a while,...

...the weather too warm to be inside, John is scuba bikin' out in the pool, and what is that thing he's wearing on his face, doesn't look like a regulation regulator, oh,...

...look,... two tanks of nitrous oxide behind the filter shed with multiple curly straws stuck together going into the deep end, I suppose it works, John's always in the deep end, Bob is still trying to find any end,...

...and that dream about being 6'4", gimme what yer smokin' more like 5' 4" with boots on,...

...
Attached Images
File Type: jpg ivos olds.jpg (20.0 KB, 16 views)
__________________
"Let me tell you a story"
..."Have I got a story for you!"

Tom "ANDY" Andrzejczyk

...
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
  #5219  
Old 06-30-2006, 10:15 AM
b3196's Avatar
b3196 b3196 is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Indianapolis In
Posts: 4,605
Distinctions
VOM Contributor 
Default

Au Contrare...my little rotten toothed pigmy.....you should also include the length of my thingie.....Hence the nickname "Tripod"
Bob K
__________________
Bob K. AKA bOOger

God bless the ACLU
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
  #5220  
Old 06-30-2006, 10:33 AM
SEATJERKER's Avatar
SEATJERKER SEATJERKER is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 2,985
Distinctions
VOM Contributor 
Default Oh,...

...oh yes,...

...you mean the baseball bat sticking out of yer azz,or would that be the fourth leg you broke off your walker,...

...
__________________
"Let me tell you a story"
..."Have I got a story for you!"

Tom "ANDY" Andrzejczyk

...
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Trick or Treat from The Outhouse Saloon goodnessgracie Vietnam 21 11-10-2004 10:18 AM
Heard at the Outhouse Saloon viewed 320 times b3196 Vietnam 5 10-07-2004 02:24 PM
Heard at the Outhouse Saloon PHO127 Vietnam 26 09-30-2004 03:25 PM
War - Warriors or Not BLUEHAWK Warfare 0 11-13-2003 06:00 AM
Warriors' Welcome thedrifter Marines 0 07-14-2003 04:54 AM

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:29 PM.


Powered by vBulletin, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.