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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet, and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a 'slight' tax increase cost you $200.00, and a 'substantial' tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers: What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow!
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