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Another Chuckle
Subject: OCEAN OF BEER
> > > > Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a > > burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of >the > > men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would >appear, > > he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie > > came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only > > deliver one wish, not the standard three. > > Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the > > entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening >crash, > > and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by > > mortals. > > Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beeron the > > hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances. > > One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. >After > > a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going idiot! Now we're >going > > to have to piss in the boat!"
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