You May Be A Redneck If

[PHO127]

When singing the national anthem the last line is " Gentlemen Start Your Engines"

[catman]

My alll time favorite "You might be a redneck" joke is " You might be a redneck if...you gave your mother ammo for Christmas"

Trav

[judyvillecco]

I still like the one about picking up dates at funerals...seems i remember a particular funeral..... I wanted to know how far removed....... :ek: :cd: :cl: :ek: never mind.... they don't call me peppy for nothing?

[Jerry D]

You Might be a redneck if.... Your Mother in law smoked a cigarette all thru your wedding ceremony.

[delta1/28]

You might be a redneck if ... you come back from the dump with more than you took.

...you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

...you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

[frisco-kid]

your front porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.

[catman]

...someone yells "Ho Down" and your girlfriend falls on the floor

...you ever went to the family reunion to pick up girls

...you ever mowed your lawn and found a car

....

Trav

[PHO127]

Keeps a spit cup on the end of the ironing board.

Your Family tree doesn't fork.

[DMZ-LT]

Ho Down - I wondered why she kept doing that. Got me grinning Trav Thank you !

[bbeil]

You might be a red neck if you drive an old pickup truck with a dog in the back with empty beer cans for him to play with and you always wave at out of town people driving a $70,000.00 Mercedes visiting your county that think you are just a welfare case, when in fact you have a $ 250,000.00 cotton stripper you only drive in the fall and you and your dog are just going to check on the cows and calves to be sure they are doing O.K. because you need to sell a few again this year before you go Elk hunting in Colorado or take the family up to Red River Lodge on a ski trip . Red necks are a strange bunch of folks, some are just too damn patriotic to not have had family members fight in every war and have a tear run down their cheek when they hear the National
Anthem.
I am a red neck and believe we should keep the kids in this country on the creeks fishing and hunting and out of the pool halls and arcades.
I guess I got a little too serious on this light hearted post. (sorry)