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Evening Massage -- 6 PM.

If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please
do so very quietly.

The Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will present
a special reading prior to the scheduled sermon.

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end
of the recession.

Women's Luncheon Reminder: Each member who
attends is requested to bring a covered dish. Madge
Prudhomme will give the medication.

Child care provided with reservations.

Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.

Hymn 43: "Great God, What Do I See Here?"
Preacher: The Reverend Horace Blodgett.

Training Union leaders will hear cars talk at noon
this coming Saturday.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the
Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

Sermon Outline for today's service:
I Delineate your fear
II Disown your fear
III Displace your rear

Marsha Tush was officially announced as the new
church sexretary.

Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the
information sheep.

The "Over 60's Choir" will be disbanded for the
summer with sincere thanks.

Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet.
Sarah Jones will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed"
accompanied by the pastor.

This past Saturday the Young Adults Sunday
School Class helps snake bite victim.

Remember to pray for the people who are shut-ins.
They are so needed, especially during bad winner whether.

Soloist, Evelyn Patton. Hymn 47: "Hark! An
Awful Voice Is Sounding."

Glory of God to all and peas to his people on
earth during this special season.

The concert held in the Fellowship Hall was a
great success. Special thanks are due to the
minister's daughter, who labored the whole
evening at the piano, which, as usual, fell
upon her.

[Jerry D]

hahahaha thanks for the guffaws