Terrorist Profiling

[82Rigger]

A History Test

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the
following Multiple Choice
test. These are actual events from history.

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were
kidnapped and massacred by:

a. Olga Korbut
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was
blown up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair
by:

a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S.Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1996, the Khobar Towers (US Airforce barracks) bombing in Saudi
Arabia killed 19 U.S. military personnel and injured more than 500
people was carried out by:

a. George Orwell
b. Stephen E. Ambrose
c. Dwight D. Eisenhower
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Bill' s women.
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles
to take out the World Trade Center and of the remaining two, one crashed
into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the
passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Gloria Aldreds and other dunder headed attorneys along with
Federal
Justices that want to thwart common sense say that to act upon the conclusions like the above test would be (omg!!!) PROFILING!!!

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, airport security screeners must continue to conduct random searches of
little old ladies
career airline pilots
little kids
Secret Service agents
MOH winning former Governors
and possibly Michael Jackson.

"Stupid is as stupid does!"


Airborne! Steve / 82Rigger

[1CAVCCO15MED]

That's like

A guy was looking for a ring he dropped. He was asked where he had lost it. He pointed and said, "Over there." When asked why he was looking over here instead of over there he said, "The light's better over here."

[SuperScout]

As a public service, you might want to consider sending your pithy post to the ACLU as a way of enlightening them. Part of their published Campaign Goals is: "Preventing the federal government's enlistment of local police in racial profiling and immigration-related assignments, that many say would make it harder for them to win community cooperation in crime fighting..." (See Civil Liberties, The American Civil Liberties Union National Newsletter, Fall 2002 issue, page 7.)

[39mto39g]

Ya go to Junior high school and get a DNA sample from all the students. 3 or 4 years latter you have a DNA sample from 80% of the criminals.

Ron