Humor for the Morrow

[SuperScout]

As I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they
are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it
off.


I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're
finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, they keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in
your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
from you too soon, all the less important ones just never go away, and the real pains in the ass are permanent.

Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who
knows, maybe something good will happen. If not...tough.

As Always ... Keep grinning ... it makes people wonder what you
are up to.

[darrels joy]

Sound like you are now a very well educated man.

I have used that last line more than once. Especially on the job

[phuloi]

Lots of wisdom in those lines.

[frisco-kid]

that I'm old enough to have learned all of those things....maybe some before their time to have been learned. I've felt for many years that I'm often an old man wearing a young man's clothes.

Thanks for the smiles, Brice.

[PHO127]