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06-01-2005, 08:14 PM
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School boy sn-e3
Well I'm going to be sent to people skills class again. and its not my fault this time. I was at a all crew meeting with our second level manager leading the meeting. Boring, Boring ,Boring. Well he is up at the projection screen with his fancy lazer pointer doing charts and graphs and his cell phone rings next to me at the table. and he won't stop to answer it. on the forth ring he asks me to answer it for him so I pick it up and the person on the other end dosen't reconise my voice and hangs up. So I say ok I'll tell him. about a 1/2 minute goes by and his couriosity gets the best of him and he stops his presentation and asks me "who was that" without batting an eye I said very loud so everyone could hear oh that was the Nurse she says your Enima is ready. and folks thats why I'll be a school boy again next week. for about the eighth time
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06-01-2005, 08:30 PM
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Well,at least they never made you go stand in the corner,Chris.
So what...it all pays the same. Keith??? Got anything for this boy?
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A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. ~Thomas Jefferson Peace,Griz
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06-01-2005, 08:50 PM
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Some people have no sense of humor, I mean what's up with that? LOLROF
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06-01-2005, 09:46 PM
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Make friends, not enemas.
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06-01-2005, 10:09 PM
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Chris,
You and Sandy need a fly fishing vacation.
I can't believe you are school boy over that. Oh well, some folks have no humor. He probably needs to go to a class on not taking one's self so seriously. Keith LOL 
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06-01-2005, 10:20 PM
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Keith the union is trying to get me out of having to go to school again. I'll be over after the 17th when I get Vacation time again so fatten up the fish.
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06-02-2005, 03:34 AM
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I once sent a gag envelope to an asshat supervisor at work. The return address was the National Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia and it had "Syphilis Test Results Enclosed" stamped on it. It just had blank paper in it, but since the company mailboxes are just open trays, lots of people saw it. Its amazing how quickly rumors are spread, eh? No one ever found out who did it but, man, was he pissed!!!
Chris, Your boss should've realized that he should've kept his cell phone off during a meeting and he was wrong to ask you to answer it. By the way, how did the rest of the meeting particpants react to your statement?
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06-02-2005, 04:26 AM
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Once
At our Fire station 2 the wheels on our TV got broke, The Chief took the TV away until someone confessed? Well, Me being in charge of Station 2 , I made a cardboard TV and taped the Funnies from the news paper on it, And firemen being just like Army men, (give them an inch and they take over the ruler factory) We made cardboard people to sit on the couch and watch the cardboard TV and a cardboard dog to sit in front of the TV.
The chief was not happy, I was supposed to be backing his dissicions? He gave me a day off without pay, BBBBBBUUTT. I went to Vegas and won big, Had a good time and came back with Money. He didn't like that at all, esspesilly when I asked for another day off. He didn't give it to me. Ron
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