You might be Taliban, if...

[BLUEHAWK]

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

[reconeil]

But, believe the similar e-mail I got was a little better.
Instead of only 10, it had 11 ways people could tell if they were Taliban.

11. "Your cousin is president of the United States".

Neil

[BLUEHAWK]

Originally Posted by reconeil

But, believe the similar e-mail I got was a little better.
Instead of only 10, it had 11 ways people could tell if they were Taliban.

11. "Your cousin is president of the United States".

Neil

Ayup... I left that one out.

I keep hoping our current President will redeem himself.