Big Oops Along The Border!

[HARDCORE]

?They say that the safest place to hide is right in the midst of your adversaries!? Well lo and behold, that is exactly where at least one illegal immigrant managed to be - right there as a respected member of our own United States Border Patrol! The proverbial "Fox in the Henhouse!?

In what Border Patrol Officials cited as a ?Very Embarrassing Situation?, our primary source of border protection and security has discovered that at least one of their own was indeed an illegal alien! And worse yet, this illegal badge was (allegedly) using his government-issued truck to smuggle in more illegals (Talk about your Twenty-first Century, in your face, Triangle Trade?)

With yet another private sector company openly selling sneakers that are at least partially designed to ease illegal alien trafficking, the Border Patrol itself is now discovering that at least one of their own has been using illegal drugs, but had also been under suspicion in the past for smuggling - WOW!

Well to make a long story short, as a result of this employment faux pas, the United States Border Patrol has tightened up its hiring practices. And for the record - ?ONLY U.S. CITIZENS NEED APPLY!?

Although the Department of Homeland Security definitely has ?Huevos? (EGGS)) plastered all over their face on this one, it must be remembered that (for the most part) the men and women of our gallant Border Patrol do a tremendous and (often) thankless job! They lay their lives on the line daily to protect and to serve. And hey, nobody is perfect, accept for a few within the bureaucracy that is. ?And if you do not believe that a scant few of our elected (or selected) officials are absolutely perfect - then just ask them!?

VERITAS