I Won!

[Arrow]

Oh now don't take it so hard, big women might come back into fashion....

the other stuff well...yeah..that can be a problem...

ok ok, since you sound like you are in need of a night out I will try not to be so jealous of you..(did you know there is a country western song titled "I shaved my legs for this?"

I got to warn you though Griz is not just another pretty face..

he reminded me of that fact when he so skillfully tracked down Chris and Joan's place...

[SEATJERKER]

...takes too much time, and too much effort sometimes, but it's even better to laugh last, and love more...
...congratulations, and you take your little wonder anywhere you want, and have as much fun as you possibly can
...although even thinking of Andy dressed in anything above knee in black in Mass. no less, would bring shudders , and goose bumps, I banish that thought from my mind...come to think of it, I did win a hairy legs competition once...
...You earned it...B.O.L. "C"

[sn-e3]

Andy since keith got on me for my fashion statement. I did some studying and found out that hairy arm pits and un shaved legs is the european style so andy you go ahead and dress up in black and if anyone ask tell them your starting a new craze the euro look besides that last time i looked poland was still in europe your just going back to your roots. and hey just blame the side effects on your chemo BTW did that penis every go away that started sprouting out on your chest?

[Arrow]

C and Chris you are both nuts. Hey you better be careful have you read Andy's profile? Your messin' with one bad dude...

[Arrow]

Switchin' gears...

This is for all of us that have tried so hard to do the right thing for our children but esp it is for Griz...

WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING
(Written by a former child)

A message every adult should read, because children
are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.

When you thought I wasn't looking,
I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator,
and I immediately wanted to paint another one.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a
stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind
to animals.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make my
favorite cake for me and I learned that the little
things can be the special things in life.

When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a
prayer, and I knew there is a God I could always talk
to and I learned to trust in God.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you make a
meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I
learned that we all have to help take care of each other.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you give of
your time and money to help people who had nothing and I learned that those who have something should give to those who don't.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw you take care
of our house and everyone in it and I learned we have
to take care of what we are given.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw how you
handled your responsibilities, even when you didn't
feel good and I learned that I would have to be
responsible when I grow up.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw tears come
from your eyes and I learned that sometimes things
hurt, but it's all right to cry.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw that you
cared and I wanted to be everything that I could be.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I learned most of
life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and
productive person when I grow up.

When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked at you and
wanted to say, "Thanks for all the things I saw when
you thought I wasn't looking."

[Andy]

I told you not to tell anyone about the side effect the gene therapy is having. It's supposed to be a surprise. Besides I'm still trying to figure out how not to walk around half cocked.

BTW: In these parts a person who is large and has hairy legs but wears a dress is called a dyke. We got lots of them around. Guess their European and didn't even know it.

Seatjerker: I'll send you a photo.

Stay healthy, a better life thru science,
Andy

[Keith_Hixson]

I told her to send Andy to me for counseling. Now look what its come to. Such a shame, such a shame, poor Annette what's a theropist to do but shake his head and weep.

Keith

[phuloi]

Did you ever consider that maybe,just maybe I like Andy in the black silky outfit?Andy,You got yourself a date.

[Arrow]

Griz you are way to fickle for me...this is the end..I mean really..first it is V I C T O R I A down at the so called legitimate massage parlour then it is Diana Krall and now it's Andy!!!

The competition is killin' me...


Friends in Low Places
Written by: Dewayne Blackwell, Bud Lee


Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

Well, I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

[phuloi]

I told you I was fickled..