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Old 01-16-2007, 06:10 PM
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This has made me laugh and remember some of my experiences.

Statements that I uttered in frustration many times as a rifle and
pistol instructor are "Are you sure that you are firing at your
target?", followed by "Stop closing your eyes when you pull the
trigger!" ,"If you point that piece down the firing line again, I
will stick it in your ear", "You can reload now.Your weapon is
empty", "Have you forgotten what Lock and Load' means?" ,"One more
time, Commence Firing means to begin firing your weapon at the target
in front of you", and "How can your target be clean? You fired all
of your rounds"





>"The harder you pull the trigger, the further the bullet will go."
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>Sounds like one of the laws of intuition engineering:
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>"If a fin-stabilized round misses the target, use longer fins."

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Old 01-17-2007, 04:12 AM
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Speaking of instuctors;

Has anyone else seen the February edition of Playboy? They have photos of an AF TI who is very hot! She's an E5 and has been in the AF for 13 years and is a TI at Lackland. I'm thinking about re-enlisting. Believe me, I'll do anything she tells me to do!
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Old 01-17-2007, 05:17 AM
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and she also is no longer in the AF because of the pictures.

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Old 01-17-2007, 05:29 AM
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That's too bad. They should put her on a recruiting poster; then watch the looks on the Airman Basics' faces when they see the TI's they'll really get!
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Old 01-17-2007, 08:50 AM
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Schedule therapy immediately. You read Playboy. Your going downhill. You'll turn out like Bob K. You don't want to turn out like Bob K do you?

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Keith,

I've been a subscriber since '72. I send the copies I've read (yes, I do read them...too) to my nephew in college. My wife reads it, too.
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Revwardoc...now that explains why Paco headed to San Antonio! Came up with some lame story about his neice graduating! He was going to get his copy autographed!

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Old 01-17-2007, 03:03 PM
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All that therapy is wasted, you are going to turn out just like Bob K. So sad very sad.

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Yeah, when I grow up, I want to be a cop!

Pull over and spread'em lady!

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Not you too, Travis.

You spent toooooo much with Bob K. It is so sad to see his influence spread.

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