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Old 10-29-2018, 08:17 AM
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Talking The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race an it won !!
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the next race, and it won that race too.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another races.

The next day the local paper headline read:

“BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS”.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!!

The Bishop fainted ….

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey.
So she sold it to a local farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: “NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10”.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the
donkey, and take it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is ....

Being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day and laugh!

Boats (I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes!)
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