David, NEED HELP!

[Packo]

We can no longer get into the site at home, only here at work. When we try all we get is something that comes up saying "Test Page" and a bunch of other stuff. We are having no trouble getting into anything else, just this site.

Is this a problem with my providers server? What can I do?

Despondend in Beaufort.

(thought it sounded like a Dear Abby letter so....)

[Andy]

Unsatisfied in the South,

It sounds like your relationship with your computer is faltering. When was the last time you gave it flowers? Have you been sharing your hard drive? Have you been down loading your lap top elsewhere? When was the last time you said, ?I love your RAM?? Do you gently stroke your key board and communicate or just use it and then go to sleep? You men are all pigs and should be happy with what you get!

Abby

[David]

It sounds like the DNS server of your isp may not have updated yet. Here is what I would try though in case it is your computer. Clear your browser cache then delete your site cookies for this site. Close your internet connection entirely ( not just the borwser but the whole thing ) and then reboot.

[Drywall]

toss your cookies.

[Packo]

Will try and do what you said.......would those be the cookies in the "temporary internet folder"? If not, are they the ones in the "cookies" folder that if I delete the wrong ones will screw up my internet stuff?

Packo

[Packo]

Thanks so much for your reply. How do you women know us men so well. Geeze, do we wear signs or something? I have been steeping out with a cute little Dell here at work. She's sleeker, her face is thinner, and talk about fast.......She has two firm speakers also that seem to respond better to my touch. I am afraid though that my Compaq at home is getting wise and I don't want to lose her. Do I keep playing this dangerous game with Delly, do I go home and admit to Compaq what I've been doing, or do I just quit using both of them and go back to typewriting?

Confused in the Confederate States.

[xgrunt]

Get a LAPTOP and do a little LAPWRITING. Signed Busy in Alabama

[David]

Do a search in your C: drive for a folder named cookie. You can just delete anything that says patriotfiles on it. You could also try a search on that drive for me@patriotfiles. That should bring the cookies up too. If you have Norton System Works it also has a utility to do this safely. You could also try the cookie cruncher download from the site under utilities.

[Packo]

Will try tonight. If it doesn't work.....See ya'll Monday.

Packo

[Andy]

So, Dell is sleeker, thinner in the face and fast. That?s not surprising, those Dell?s are all sluts. Firm speakers? Sure their firm but look closely, I?ll bet you find they were artificially augmented with plastic!!!

Leave the trollop, confess your sins, pray Compaq takes you back and work hard to earn her trust. If you don?t you?ll probably end up doing it manually. Then again you could stay with Delly but no doubt you?ll get a virus.

PMS-ing Abby