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Potential Darwin Awards?
Actual instructions found on products:
On a Sear's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Rats! and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) *** On a bag of Fritos: "..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special)? *** On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) *** On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion.) *** On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the BOTTOM): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) *** On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) *** On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) *** On Boot's Childrens' Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) *** On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) *** On one brand of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) *** On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) *** On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) *** On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) *** On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) *** On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) ***** Airborne! Steve / 82Rigger
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Just bought one of those long butane lighters for starting charcoal, pilot lights, etc. On the package it said "Do not use near open flame" ???????????
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Steve
On our fire helmet there is a lable on the inside that says keep away from heat.
Im wandering what will happen? Ron |
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