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Old 04-04-2010, 05:05 PM
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Gee...if the "General Posts" forum is now the correct place for political jokes (ie; Psalm 2009) then here's more at ya...


You know you're a republican if you think...

...you start off on third base (dubya) and think you hit a triple.

...the bush tax cuts helped you because you mistakenly think you're in the upper 2% of America's wealthiest.

...you hate Muslims but back a war in order to "help" a country that's 97% Muslim.

...Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

...a woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

...providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

...HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

...being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

...what Bill Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80's is irrelevant.

...it's understandable for hunters to shoot their friends and blame them for wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail.

...all human life is sacred except in war and on death row.


Bring on the Dem jokes!
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Old 04-04-2010, 05:54 PM
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The Dem jokes are already here.
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