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#21
11-18-2005, 07:45 PM
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Man, this was a perfectly good thread until Bob got back....now look where it's gone. Didn't mess with any 4 leggers....my ass! Sorry Bob...but got a call from Doc while you were there and all he did was bitch about his long rubber boots being missing and your wife crying alone in the guest bedroom....now what the hell could he have meant by that. EVERYBODY knows Doc Fred on this site and if there is one thing everybody would agree with is that ol' boy don't lie. Gimpy.....we gotta keep an eye on this Indy Yankee in April!
Gracie.......your a love! Nuff said! Packo (An Angel with a dirty face)
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#22
11-19-2005, 08:55 AM
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Paco
I can explain the missing rubber boots and the wife crying.....Our legs wouldnt fit in the boots at the same time I have come to the conclusion after giving it some serious thought that we're all a bunch of sick puppies Bob K
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#23
11-19-2005, 12:25 PM
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By the way Bob, that cute little spotted heifer with the long eyelashes said to tell you MOOO.
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#24
11-19-2005, 07:19 PM
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Lawdy
Lawdy....Lawdy Miss Claudey!............er, uh..... I meen "Gracie".
Mah Deah Sweet Young Thang, Betwixt Miss Kays' "Wardrobe" and your obviously athe-letic "A-bility" I'm jest suprised some of these "Old farts" ain't done had sum sort-a 'ca-nip-shun fit' or sum otha physical, res-pa-tory ailment whut may have caused them sum SEVERE "pain & suffering"???? Best wishes, Your Frand, Dr. Aloishus Beauregard "Gimpinski" III, ...'Esquire' Doctor of Phyiscal Therapy and Advanced Female Caused Injury To Old farts,.... 'extraordinare!  
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11-20-2005, 08:54 AM
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You guys have got to accept the fact that Gracie is now taken by our northern representive....
Gimpinski I didnt realize you fell into a group of highly rated people such as Andy, Packowski, and myself.....I see a toast with Polish vodka will be in order come April Bob K
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#27
11-21-2005, 06:42 AM
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Gimpy,
Get ready to drink that toast out of an enema bottle! It's a little weird at first, but now I can't drink it any other way. Packwolski
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"TO ANNOUNCE THAT THERE MUST BE NO CRITICISM OF THE PRESIDENT...IS MORALLY TREASONABLE TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC." Theodore Roosvelt "DISSENT IS PATRIOTIC!" (unknown people for the past 8 years, my turn now)
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#28
11-21-2005, 07:06 AM
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Gimpinski, huh???
Yes it's true, our Northern rep-ah-sentative, SEATJERKSKI, has been suffering from these ca-nip-shun fits of which you speak... ...But I haven't worried about it much, because he prays a lot, and seems to have a good relationship with the Almighty... Which reminds me: You know the two worst things about being an atheist...no holidays and no one to talk to while making love
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11-21-2005, 08:39 AM
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Yes,...
...I was sent on a mission to infiltrate the South's strongest mountain hideout back in "04", mighty long trip as those boys had their best scouts out in abundence, but the mission to "steal the heart of the South" took precidence over my individual safety,...
... under high pressure to attack from the Northern commanders, I saw fit to go to plan "B" as defenses were well fortified, and too liquified to advance plan "A",... ...The mission was successful, and I can not divulge plan "B's" strategy as it would further complicate further missions for the rest of our Northern contingent,... ...The Southern' most Belle is settling in well here as I expected more flack from the fall out, but none the less, I have conquered the masses, and have fortified the Northern defenses as required by procedures stated in the "Book of Northerly love", not to be mistaken with the "City of Brotherly love" which is just South of US,... ...as per the "OH MY GOD ('s)" can not divulge those techniques either as they are "TOP SECERT,... ...see ya in April,... ...
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