carnation milk

[MORTARDUDE]

LOVE THOSE LITTLE OLD LADIES
The next time you open a can of Carnation evaporated
milk for your recipes, just smile and think of this.

A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and
around her family dairy farms since she was old enough
to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery
stores, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the
best slogan/rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best
of all."

She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black
limo drove up in front of her house. A man got out and said,
"Carnation 'LOVED' your entry so much, that even though we
will not be able to use it, we are here to award you a
consolation prize of $1000, that we've made available just
for the originality of your entry.

Here is her original entry:-

'Carnation milk is best of all,
no tits to pull, no hay to haul
no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch,
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch.'