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Old 11-12-2008, 09:52 AM
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Not to worry.....The rumor on the mtn this weekend was that you could suck-start a Harley, with those qualifications, you'll make a great ambassador to Mass. You know the state that Dan is from that I still can't spell and is going to be given to Poland when I'm elected President.

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Old 11-12-2008, 09:59 AM
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...Only thing I suck start is the high beams on a set of chest warts, and do they glow when they get hot...

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Old 11-12-2008, 12:03 PM
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revwardoc's already pissin' and moanin' about our plans to revitalize and improve America by getting rid of M'achusetts. Not only will we get rid of Barney "The Fudge Packer" Frank, but a couple of worthless US senators to boot. My plan is to use convict labor to dig a big deep trench all around the borders of the state, then truck all that fill down to New Orleans so los stupidos can live in a city above sea level; the convict labor can then help unload the trucks. Then we pack several tons of C-4 in that trench, using local roundups of wetbacks to tamp the C-4 into place. We then detonate the C-4, and watch M'achusetts float off to who cares where. Oooops, did I forget to warn the wetbacks of the C-4 blast? My bad - but another problem solved.

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