Bumper Sticker

[Andy]

I think I told you this. Right after the service, while in California I had a hippy van. (It had a lite bar hooked up to the tape deck, black lights and black light posters in the back end.) On the outside of one back door was an 18?X 24? sticker that looked like a Pepsi bottle cap and was the same colors. It read, ?Use Condoms, No Deposit, No Return?. On the other door was a large bumper sticker that read, ?Don?t laugh, your daughter?s in here?.
40 year old cops were stopping me most everyday.

Yes a sub is a grinder, is a torpedo, is a ?

I?ve seen the serving instructions at your zoo. They don?t say much, just, ?You kill em, I?ll grill em.?

Stay healthy,
Andy

My mind wandered
And never came back
Please leave a message.

[b3196]

Andy
Awhile back we had some PETA a$$holes try to spraypaint the fir coats at the local mall....Yes we put them all in jail.....Yes we had McDonnald's hamburgers while we did the paperwork.....Yes we offered them something to eat....Yes they refused. That is one group of people that have absolutley no sense humor.
Bob K

[Bernadette]

one of my daily activities while commuting is making up bumper sticker slogans.
Save a Tuna eat a Dolphin - for all you happy vegan peoples.

Follow me a little closer - I could use a Beemer.

And I thought NJ drivers where the worst.

No I am not a NATIVE CA person - screw u

Run me off the road - good for you. Stopping at your rollover to press charges - good for me.

heh - there funny to me

[phuloi]

On the back bumper of my little camper...'Keep honking...I`m reloading.'

[revwardoc]

I have a leather jacket I wear quite a bit and if some PETA jagoff threw paint on it, I'd club him like a baby seal!

[goodnessgracie]

Well, I just got a new bumper sticker in-- it's going on the right side to complement my Oh-so-lovely Psyco Vets one on the left:

"Kali is my co-pilot"

So, I told y'all I was a Vedic astrologer

[DMZ-LT]

A Hindu astrologer oyster shucker --- I like that. How many dozen will I order tonight ? I think my venus is rising !

[goodnessgracie]

LT:

You must have known me in a past life when I was a Hindu astrologer sous chef at Crabby Nick's Seafood House. I was reincarnated as your friendly Hindu astrologer bartender. Budweiser twist-off caps are hard enough on the hands. Should I bring my cards?

Love & Kisses,
Gracie

[39mto39g]

says--- SPEED KILLS, PLAY IT SAFE, BUY A CHEVY

Ron