Charlie Wilson's War

FatmanE wrote:

>
> Or better yet, why don't you put on your mule costume and I'll show you.
>
Costume? I'm pretty sure he's always been a jack ass.

Al

"FatmanE" wrote in message
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> >Subject: Re: Charlie Wilson's War
> >From: "meport" jjme170@earthlink.net
> >Date: 1/15/2004 7:26 AM Central Standard Time
> >Message-id:
> >
> >>sex with the mules we sent them. All was cleared up when they
> >>learned that it was socially acceptable to have sex with a mule as
> >>long as one assumed the proper position. No shit
>
> >
> >From your own practical experience, would you please describe what
> >the "proper position" was/is?
> >
>
> Or better yet, why don't you put on your mule costume and I'll show you.

Ouch!

Rita

>
> Bill Clarke
>
>
>

"FatmanE" wrote in message
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> >Subject: Re: Charlie Wilson's War
> >From: "Ted Gittinger" tgittingerbounce@austin.rr.com
> >Date: 1/13/2004 7:35 PM Central Standard Time
> >Message-id:
> >
> >
> >I did not realize that Charlie's district included your environs.
>
> Oh yeah, even had a Polk County boy on his staff and had a woman here that
did
> not much but campaign for Charlie by taking care of the old folks here in
the
> county.
>
> >the GOP gets done with their current remaking of the political map,
> >there ain't no telling about what districts are where. My own district
will
> >run from Austin to the Mexican border, a distance of about two hundred
> >miles, and at its narrowest is about a mile wide. You oughta see that
> >sumbitch laid out on a map; looks a little like an anaconda with a real
> >slim gut and a bulge at each end.
>
> I hope Tom DeLay, that fearless warrior, and Rick Perry have to eat shit
over
> this power grab. Rural Texas has pretty much lost what little voice it
had.
> God help school funding with these dickheads running things.
>
> >town. I wish I could recall the name of the BBQ and beer joint on the
> >left side of the road, just before you hit town.
>
> I know the place but can't remember the name either. Bell's Camp is still
> standing last I heard but Randy's Wreak has been long gone.
>
> >
> >You'd best be, or somebody'll be hollering for you to grab pooch. (Miss
> >Rita, don't ask. I couldn't possibly elaborate.)
> >
> >ted
>
> fish Clarke, looks like a chicken just shit on that brass you're wearing.
Grab
> pooch! Awww shit.

Um, am I supposed to be involved in this?

Rita, off to find out what "grab pooch" means

>Subject: Re: Charlie Wilson's War
>From: "Rita" ritahansard@numail.org
>Date: 1/15/2004 1:55 PM Central Standard Time
>Message-id:
>
>
>> >You'd best be, or somebody'll be hollering for you to grab pooch.
>> >(Miss Rita, don't ask. I couldn't possibly elaborate.)
>> >
>> >ted

>>
>> fish Clarke, looks like a chicken just shit on that brass you're
>> wearing. Grab pooch! Awww shit.

>
>Um, am I supposed to be involved in this?
>
>Rita, off to find out what "grab pooch" means
>
>

Damn that Gittinger for exposing such a sweet young thing to such going on as
"grab pooch"!

I don't think you'll find it so here goes, Sugar.

When a freshman (fish) at Texas A&M fucked up, or even if he hadn't, it was
customary for an upperclassman to beat said fish's ass with a broom. Now since
all Texans are rather well endowed, especially Aggies named Bill Clarke, it was
necessary to pull your bidness up and to the front to ensure the broom didn't
get them. So the preliminary order from the upperclassman was to "grab pooch"
as you bent over.

In a crack down on hazing one night the Bulls (military officers) came through
the dorms, lined us up in the hall face to the wall with ass exposed as they
passed in review looking for black and blue fish asses.
I always figured it was not the highpoint of their military career.

It was a time the school was still a college, all male and all Corps of Cadets.
They have come far.

Bill Clarke, who hopes to hell ted doesn't mention eating Tiger Dicks.

"FatmanE" wrote in message
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> >Subject: Re: Charlie Wilson's War
> >From: "Rita" ritahansard@numail.org
> >Date: 1/15/2004 1:55 PM Central Standard Time
> >Message-id:
> >
> >
> >> >You'd best be, or somebody'll be hollering for you to grab pooch.
> >> >(Miss Rita, don't ask. I couldn't possibly elaborate.)
> >> >
> >> >ted
>
> >>
> >> fish Clarke, looks like a chicken just shit on that brass you're
> >> wearing. Grab pooch! Awww shit.
>
> >
> >Um, am I supposed to be involved in this?
> >
> >Rita, off to find out what "grab pooch" means
> >
> >
>
> Damn that Gittinger for exposing such a sweet young thing to such going on
as
> "grab pooch"!
>
> I don't think you'll find it so here goes, Sugar.
>
> When a freshman (fish) at Texas A&M fucked up, or even if he hadn't, it
was
> customary for an upperclassman to beat said fish's ass with a broom. Now
since
> all Texans are rather well endowed, especially Aggies named Bill Clarke,
it was
> necessary to pull your bidness up and to the front to ensure the broom
didn't
> get them. So the preliminary order from the upperclassman was to "grab
pooch"
> as you bent over.
>
> In a crack down on hazing one night the Bulls (military officers) came
through
> the dorms, lined us up in the hall face to the wall with ass exposed as
they
> passed in review looking for black and blue fish asses.
> I always figured it was not the highpoint of their military career.
>
> It was a time the school was still a college, all male and all Corps of
Cadets.
> They have come far.
>
> Bill Clarke, who hopes to hell ted doesn't mention eating Tiger Dicks.

You men can be so weird sometimes.

Rita, who has also never ate a "Tiger Dick"

"Rita" wrote in message
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>
> "FatmanE" wrote in message
> news:20040115160254.22756.00000021@mb-m18.aol.com...
> > >Subject: Re: Charlie Wilson's War
> > >From: "Rita" ritahansard@numail.org
> > >Date: 1/15/2004 1:55 PM Central Standard Time
> > >Message-id:
> > >
> > >
> > >> >You'd best be, or somebody'll be hollering for you to grab pooch.
> > >> >(Miss Rita, don't ask. I couldn't possibly elaborate.)
> > >> >
> > >> >ted
> >
> > >>
> > >> fish Clarke, looks like a chicken just shit on that brass you're
> > >> wearing. Grab pooch! Awww shit.
> >
> > >
> > >Um, am I supposed to be involved in this?
> > >
> > >Rita, off to find out what "grab pooch" means
> > >
> > >
> >
> > Damn that Gittinger for exposing such a sweet young thing to such going
on
> as
> > "grab pooch"!
> >
> > I don't think you'll find it so here goes, Sugar.
> >
> > When a freshman (fish) at Texas A&M fucked up, or even if he hadn't, it
> was
> > customary for an upperclassman to beat said fish's ass with a broom.
Now
> since
> > all Texans are rather well endowed, especially Aggies named Bill Clarke,
> it was
> > necessary to pull your bidness up and to the front to ensure the broom
> didn't
> > get them. So the preliminary order from the upperclassman was to "grab
> pooch"
> > as you bent over.
> >
> > In a crack down on hazing one night the Bulls (military officers) came
> through
> > the dorms, lined us up in the hall face to the wall with ass exposed as
> they
> > passed in review looking for black and blue fish asses.
> > I always figured it was not the highpoint of their military career.
> >
> > It was a time the school was still a college, all male and all Corps of
> Cadets.
> > They have come far.
> >
> > Bill Clarke, who hopes to hell ted doesn't mention eating Tiger Dicks.
>
> You men can be so weird sometimes.
>
> Rita, who has also never ate a "Tiger Dick"

We're just funnin,' Darlin.' And I wouldn't be too sure about your never
having eaten some of the things Aggies have strange names for. It ain't
your doing, it's only that they insist on calling meat, of any kind,
"bullneck," and spinach is "popeye," and eggs are "cackle," and bread is
"deal"--as in "deal one" or gimme a slice of bread--and mustard is "baby."

Why "baby," you ask?

You tell her, Bill. You're the one who brought up Tiger Dicks.

Hee.

ted
>
>

"Ted Gittinger" wrote in message
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>
> "Rita" wrote in message
> news:bu7443$h6r$0@pita.alt.net...
> >
> > "FatmanE" wrote in message
> > news:20040115160254.22756.00000021@mb-m18.aol.com...
> > > >Subject: Re: Charlie Wilson's War
> > > >From: "Rita" ritahansard@numail.org
> > > >Date: 1/15/2004 1:55 PM Central Standard Time
> > > >Message-id:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >> >You'd best be, or somebody'll be hollering for you to grab pooch.
> > > >> >(Miss Rita, don't ask. I couldn't possibly elaborate.)
> > > >> >
> > > >> >ted
> > >
> > > >>
> > > >> fish Clarke, looks like a chicken just shit on that brass you're
> > > >> wearing. Grab pooch! Awww shit.
> > >
> > > >
> > > >Um, am I supposed to be involved in this?
> > > >
> > > >Rita, off to find out what "grab pooch" means
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > Damn that Gittinger for exposing such a sweet young thing to such
going
> on
> > as
> > > "grab pooch"!
> > >
> > > I don't think you'll find it so here goes, Sugar.
> > >
> > > When a freshman (fish) at Texas A&M fucked up, or even if he hadn't,
it
> > was
> > > customary for an upperclassman to beat said fish's ass with a broom.
> Now
> > since
> > > all Texans are rather well endowed, especially Aggies named Bill
Clarke,
> > it was
> > > necessary to pull your bidness up and to the front to ensure the broom
> > didn't
> > > get them. So the preliminary order from the upperclassman was to
"grab
> > pooch"
> > > as you bent over.
> > >
> > > In a crack down on hazing one night the Bulls (military officers) came
> > through
> > > the dorms, lined us up in the hall face to the wall with ass exposed
as
> > they
> > > passed in review looking for black and blue fish asses.
> > > I always figured it was not the highpoint of their military career.
> > >
> > > It was a time the school was still a college, all male and all Corps
of
> > Cadets.
> > > They have come far.
> > >
> > > Bill Clarke, who hopes to hell ted doesn't mention eating Tiger Dicks.
> >
> > You men can be so weird sometimes.
> >
> > Rita, who has also never ate a "Tiger Dick"
>
> We're just funnin,' Darlin.' And I wouldn't be too sure about your never
> having eaten some of the things Aggies have strange names for. It ain't
> your doing, it's only that they insist on calling meat, of any kind,
> "bullneck," and spinach is "popeye," and eggs are "cackle," and bread is
> "deal"--as in "deal one" or gimme a slice of bread--and mustard is "baby."
>
> Why "baby," you ask?
>
> You tell her, Bill. You're the one who brought up Tiger Dicks.
>
> Hee.
>
> ted


I suppose that it would not be appropriate to name that British delicacy
made from
2 oz white breadcrumbs
2 oz self raising flour
4 oz shredded suet
8 oz prepared stoned raisins
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/2 grated nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/8 teaspoon mace
1 oz whole candidied peel, finely chopped
grated zest of one orange
3 eggs
3 tablespoons brandy


--
Nigel Brooks

On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 22:51:37 -0600, Nigel Brooks²°°³© wrote:

> I suppose that it would not be appropriate to name that British delicacy
> made from
> 2 oz white breadcrumbs
> 2 oz self raising flour
> 4 oz shredded suet
> 8 oz prepared stoned raisins
> 1/8 teaspoon salt
> 1/2 grated nutmeg
> 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
> 1/8 teaspoon mace
> 1 oz whole candidied peel, finely chopped
> grated zest of one orange
> 3 eggs
> 3 tablespoons brandy

I had this once. A topical cream cleared it right up.

-Jeff B.
yeff at erols dot com

"Nigel Brooks²°°³©" wrote in message
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> >
> > "Rita" wrote in message
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> > >
> > > "FatmanE" wrote in message
> > > news:20040115160254.22756.00000021@mb-m18.aol.com...
> > > > >Subject: Re: Charlie Wilson's War
> > > > >From: "Rita" ritahansard@numail.org
> > > > >Date: 1/15/2004 1:55 PM Central Standard Time
> > > > >Message-id:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >> >You'd best be, or somebody'll be hollering for you to grab
pooch.
> > > > >> >(Miss Rita, don't ask. I couldn't possibly elaborate.)
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> >ted
> > > >
> > > > >>
> > > > >> fish Clarke, looks like a chicken just shit on that brass you're
> > > > >> wearing. Grab pooch! Awww shit.
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Um, am I supposed to be involved in this?
> > > > >
> > > > >Rita, off to find out what "grab pooch" means
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Damn that Gittinger for exposing such a sweet young thing to such
> going
> > on
> > > as
> > > > "grab pooch"!
> > > >
> > > > I don't think you'll find it so here goes, Sugar.
> > > >
> > > > When a freshman (fish) at Texas A&M fucked up, or even if he hadn't,
> it
> > > was
> > > > customary for an upperclassman to beat said fish's ass with a broom.
> > Now
> > > since
> > > > all Texans are rather well endowed, especially Aggies named Bill
> Clarke,
> > > it was
> > > > necessary to pull your bidness up and to the front to ensure the
broom
> > > didn't
> > > > get them. So the preliminary order from the upperclassman was to
> "grab
> > > pooch"
> > > > as you bent over.
> > > >
> > > > In a crack down on hazing one night the Bulls (military officers)
came
> > > through
> > > > the dorms, lined us up in the hall face to the wall with ass exposed
> as
> > > they
> > > > passed in review looking for black and blue fish asses.
> > > > I always figured it was not the highpoint of their military career.
> > > >
> > > > It was a time the school was still a college, all male and all Corps
> of
> > > Cadets.
> > > > They have come far.
> > > >
> > > > Bill Clarke, who hopes to hell ted doesn't mention eating Tiger
Dicks.
> > >
> > > You men can be so weird sometimes.
> > >
> > > Rita, who has also never ate a "Tiger Dick"
> >
> > We're just funnin,' Darlin.' And I wouldn't be too sure about your
never
> > having eaten some of the things Aggies have strange names for. It ain't
> > your doing, it's only that they insist on calling meat, of any kind,
> > "bullneck," and spinach is "popeye," and eggs are "cackle," and bread is
> > "deal"--as in "deal one" or gimme a slice of bread--and mustard is
"baby."
> >
> > Why "baby," you ask?
> >
> > You tell her, Bill. You're the one who brought up Tiger Dicks.
> >
> > Hee.
> >
> > ted
>
>
> I suppose that it would not be appropriate to name that British delicacy
> made from
> 2 oz white breadcrumbs
> 2 oz self raising flour
> 4 oz shredded suet
> 8 oz prepared stoned raisins
> 1/8 teaspoon salt
> 1/2 grated nutmeg
> 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
> 1/8 teaspoon mace
> 1 oz whole candidied peel, finely chopped
> grated zest of one orange
> 3 eggs
> 3 tablespoons brandy
>
>
> --
> Nigel Brooks
>

Spotted Dick is quite good, gastronomically speaking.

--
Dave Thompson
(The Other)

Trifle?

ted
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> >
> > "Rita" wrote in message
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> > >
> > > "FatmanE" wrote in message
> > > news:20040115160254.22756.00000021@mb-m18.aol.com...
> > > > >Subject: Re: Charlie Wilson's War
> > > > >From: "Rita" ritahansard@numail.org
> > > > >Date: 1/15/2004 1:55 PM Central Standard Time
> > > > >Message-id:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >> >You'd best be, or somebody'll be hollering for you to grab
pooch.
> > > > >> >(Miss Rita, don't ask. I couldn't possibly elaborate.)
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> >ted
> > > >
> > > > >>
> > > > >> fish Clarke, looks like a chicken just shit on that brass you're
> > > > >> wearing. Grab pooch! Awww shit.
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Um, am I supposed to be involved in this?
> > > > >
> > > > >Rita, off to find out what "grab pooch" means
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Damn that Gittinger for exposing such a sweet young thing to such
> going
> > on
> > > as
> > > > "grab pooch"!
> > > >
> > > > I don't think you'll find it so here goes, Sugar.
> > > >
> > > > When a freshman (fish) at Texas A&M fucked up, or even if he hadn't,
> it
> > > was
> > > > customary for an upperclassman to beat said fish's ass with a broom.
> > Now
> > > since
> > > > all Texans are rather well endowed, especially Aggies named Bill
> Clarke,
> > > it was
> > > > necessary to pull your bidness up and to the front to ensure the
broom
> > > didn't
> > > > get them. So the preliminary order from the upperclassman was to
> "grab
> > > pooch"
> > > > as you bent over.
> > > >
> > > > In a crack down on hazing one night the Bulls (military officers)
came
> > > through
> > > > the dorms, lined us up in the hall face to the wall with ass exposed
> as
> > > they
> > > > passed in review looking for black and blue fish asses.
> > > > I always figured it was not the highpoint of their military career.
> > > >
> > > > It was a time the school was still a college, all male and all Corps
> of
> > > Cadets.
> > > > They have come far.
> > > >
> > > > Bill Clarke, who hopes to hell ted doesn't mention eating Tiger
Dicks.
> > >
> > > You men can be so weird sometimes.
> > >
> > > Rita, who has also never ate a "Tiger Dick"
> >
> > We're just funnin,' Darlin.' And I wouldn't be too sure about your
never
> > having eaten some of the things Aggies have strange names for. It ain't
> > your doing, it's only that they insist on calling meat, of any kind,
> > "bullneck," and spinach is "popeye," and eggs are "cackle," and bread is
> > "deal"--as in "deal one" or gimme a slice of bread--and mustard is
"baby."
> >
> > Why "baby," you ask?
> >
> > You tell her, Bill. You're the one who brought up Tiger Dicks.
> >
> > Hee.
> >
> > ted
>
>
> I suppose that it would not be appropriate to name that British delicacy
> made from
> 2 oz white breadcrumbs
> 2 oz self raising flour
> 4 oz shredded suet
> 8 oz prepared stoned raisins
> 1/8 teaspoon salt
> 1/2 grated nutmeg
> 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
> 1/8 teaspoon mace
> 1 oz whole candidied peel, finely chopped
> grated zest of one orange
> 3 eggs
> 3 tablespoons brandy
>
>
> --
> Nigel Brooks
>
>