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09-13-2006, 03:13 PM
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Telling time...
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.
One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. 1) If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock. 2) If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. 3) If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. 4) If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. 5) If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour." 
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09-14-2006, 09:28 AM
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Love it. Enjoyed the laugh.
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 If your going to suceed your going to have to know how to deal with failure. (Joe Torre).
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09-14-2006, 12:19 PM
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Thanks for timing - it was perfect
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Boats O Almighty Lord God, who neither slumberest nor sleepest; Protect and assist, we beseech thee, all those who at home or abroad, by land, by sea, or in the air, are serving this country, that they, being armed with thy defence, may be preserved evermore in all perils; and being filled with wisdom and girded with strength, may do their duty to thy honour and glory; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen. "IN GOD WE TRUST"
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09-14-2006, 02:23 PM
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Zin.............,awe-come-on
I'm ex-Army and really know my stuff.
So then,...do you expect me to believe that ONE HAND on a clock is bigger than THE OTHER????? Get Real.  Neil (Nice rhyme don't you think?)
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