UN [uninvited Nerd] BODIES WASH UP ON SPANISH SHORES

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?Two Giant Squids? (diplomats without a backbone) washed up recently upon a Spanish coastline! One of these slimy critters measured out at 40 feet long, while the other (a female) weighed in at a whopping 191 lbs!! (Has anyone seen Eva Braun around lately?)

These creatures, normally found only in deep waters (over a mile down), or sliding around the hallways at the United Nations, are a rare sight indeed. And to find two of them dead at the same time ?Wreaks of Conspiracy!?

Could it be that the Army, the CIA, and the VA have taken to dumping hallucinogenic or caustic substances into the Atlantic Ocean, just off of the European Coastline? Or better yet, maybe the ever illusive ?Hussein and bin Laden? met for a beach party in that area, and the toxins that oozed out of this pairs pores was too much, even for the sea creatures to bare!

Hey, I also heard where several Japanese fishing trawlers were emerging upon the area? Sushi anyone!? "Or would y'all prefer "Kofi & Calamary" (LOL)



VERITAS

[Jerry D]

LOL

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JERRY D -

"My reaction exactly!!"