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Old 09-30-2005, 11:58 AM
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Ok here I am in front of the only bar in town that's worth a damn. I park my new gas saving, low slung, roll down window air conditioned, baby would you like a ride, transportation, and get out. I seem to have drawn a few folks wholike my new wheels. As I enter someone says their all going to the VFW Hall for a party, Trav is getting married. WHY? Bob tells me that the green eyed lass is leaving for a month,and he wants me to help him search for hadcuff and chains and something about a bovine who is in to BD.I think he's going to need a stump rope instead of the cuffs. After a lot of careful thought, and putting my training and a great deal of experience to work, I have an idea. If everyone goes to the party I could stay here and drink all the Brennans Irish I wanted, putting it on LT and Bobs tab of course

AFG have a safe trip, but please don't bring back any missiles, some in here will think it's a phallic symbol
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Old 09-30-2005, 01:08 PM
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Phallic symbol maybe......But the big question will be: Where do the batteries go?
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Old 10-03-2005, 03:53 PM
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Kind of like the Circle of Life thing going on here. Seatjerker, I know it sucks big time now - but it will get better. Catman I know it's great right now- but it will get worse. Seriously- just kidding, Have fun and enjoy your new life and wife. A round for the house on me. Good luck AFG--Hooah!
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Old 10-03-2005, 04:39 PM
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Dan ... we don't need no stinkin' missiles ... we got Sid's cannon
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Old 10-07-2005, 04:26 AM
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You should come on down for the innagural blast next April....Ya know it gonna be one hellva a Kodak moment!
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Old 10-07-2005, 04:29 AM
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Guys, gals and others...Am off to the far Northwoods. Will post some pictures when I return. Try not to wreck the saloon too bad, have fun and becareful!

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Old 10-11-2005, 06:55 PM
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So I drive to the closest alley to the bar and park my new set of wheels. I hope they don't realize it's missing. I enter the bar, which is dark and very quite. That's alright I can reflect on the past week in Ohio and Washington DC. I'll just pour myself a Brennans no ice of course, put a dollar in the box and listen to some good old country, and wait maybe some of the guys will show up.
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Customers will be few and far between with you driving a ride like that!

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Old 10-12-2005, 05:00 AM
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Nice ride ya got there. Did ya do any site seeing in DC?
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At least it doesn't say " We'll kick your ass and take your donuts" on the side. Been sicker than a dog with URI but feeling better. Need to take the bike on a 3 day spin. Crown for all !
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