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Old 09-20-2017, 10:01 AM
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Arrow Subject: Islamic Logic (not all but most)

Subject: Islamic Logic (not all but most)

> Islamic Logic
>
>
> Everyone seems to be wondering why Islamic terrorists are so quick to
> commit suicide.
>
> Lets have a look at the evidence:
> - No Christmas
> - No television
> - No hot women
> - No football
> - No pork chops
> - No hot dogs
> - No burgers
> - No beer
> - No bacon
> - Rags for clothes
> - Towels for hats
> - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
> - More than one wife
> - More than one mother-in-law
> - You can't shave
> - Your wife can't shave
> - Your wife is picked for you by someone else
>
> Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better!"
> Well no shit, Sherlock!
>
> It's not like it could get much worse:
>
> MUSLIMS ARE DEFINITELY NOT HAPPY!
> They're not happy in Gaza...
> They're not happy in Egypt...
> They're not happy in Libya...
> They're not happy in Morocco...
> They're not happy in Iran...
> They're not happy in Iraq...
> They're not happy in Yemen...
> They're not happy in Afghanistan…
> They're not happy in Pakistan...
> They're not happy in Syria...
> They're not happy in Lebanon...
>
> SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
>
> They're happy in Australia...
> They're happy in Canada...
> They're happy in England...
> They're happy in France...
> They're happy in Italy...
> They're happy in Germany...
> They're happy in Sweden...
> They're happy in Norway...
> They're happy in Holland...
> They're happy in Denmark...
> They're happy in the USA (Dearborn)
> So they're essentially happy in every country that is NOT Muslim, and
> unhappy in every country that is!
>
> AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
>
> Not Islam.
> Not their leadership.
> Not themselves.
>
> THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES IN WHICH THEY ARE HAPPY!
>
> AND THEN.....
>
> They want to change those countries to be just like THE COUNTRY THEY
> CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
>
> Can't help wondering...
>
> Just how damn dumb can you get?
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