Please Stay Healthy

[b3196]

Keith
Genes are lousy... I take more pills in the morning (high BP, high colesteral, one aspirin, multi vitamin etc etc) that I'm full till lunch

How do you tell a male chromasone from a female chromasone?

You pull down their genes (jeans)
Bob K

[DMZ-LT]

How do you make a Hormone ? ............... don't pay her !

[Keith_Hixson]

Thats how you get shot!

Or she calls your spouse and she shoots you.

Either way you get shot.


Best Advice!

Stay faithful.

Keith

[b3196]

Or.....at least don't do it in the same state you live in, and never give her your real name....always use a rental car and keep the glove box locked. Most hookers today want their money up front.
Minimum amount of cash in the wallet remove all ID except the fake ones......Do not make a cash deal, You have no idea as to who you're really talking to
Bob K

[QM3steve]

It's when you feel something on both shoulders and something in your butt and the doc say's "this won't hurt a bit."

Be very afraid!

[MORTARDUDE]

don't ever let a woman doctor give u a prostate exam..I did once YOW !!

Keith :

I noticed over the years you did a lot of hiking and mountain climbing. It would be rough for me if i lost 45 lbs. right now. How did you do it before you lost all the weight ? Thanks.

Larry

[Keith_Hixson]

Larry,

I had a woman doc do a prostate exam on me about five years ago. A little Jewish Gal from New York. A graduate of Harvard Medical School. Probably the best Doc I have every had. She moved back east. Her husband was a ski instructor at one of the local ski resorts. I think she missed civilization.

Back in the 70's and early 80's when I was doing my Mtn Climbing I wasn't overweight. I climbed Mt. Rainier in 1981, my last major climb. After 1985 I started putting on weight. Lack of exercise and overeating, the good life.

I lost it by cutting back on my eating. I eat a low carb diet of about 1100 calories and walk about 5 to 7 miles every morning. The weight came off pretty easy.

Keith