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Old 12-08-2004, 09:04 PM
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Keith Its that formented grape juice youv've been buying over by the vineyard in Yakima thats making your head light headed my friend. I ask you to sample a few so I could send some to Doc and Shirley your suppose to smell it then sip a little not drink it out of a paper bag.
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Old 12-08-2004, 09:45 PM
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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? BOB



What do you call a boy with no arms or legs hanging on the living room wall? ART



What do you call a boy with no arms or legs lying in a pile of leaves? RUSSELL

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Old 12-08-2004, 09:51 PM
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Have you ever see Stevie Wonders house?...... Niether has he.
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Old 12-08-2004, 10:55 PM
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It's all John's fault.

Our deprived nature just came out when he put out that sick joke.

John don't ever do that again!

We can't handle it!


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Chris! I haven't been sipping any wine. Just getting lighter! It does something to you.
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Old 12-09-2004, 05:37 AM
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More music
"Squeeze Me" By the Pimples and it on an Acne label

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You definitely need to come to Psyco Mtn in April for the
almighty healing. Everything you read about that place is not true.
Its really a blessed event with alot od praying and soul searching
to correct the sick and demented minds of our brothers, and apparently you are falling into that catagory.

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Old 12-09-2004, 12:59 PM
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How did Helen Keller burn her hands?


She was trying to read a waffle iron.


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Old 12-09-2004, 01:00 PM
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Helen Keller fell down a well.

Why couldn't she get back up?


She had to hold onto the rope with one hand.....



And scream for help with the other....


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Old 12-09-2004, 01:16 PM
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Prostitute has appendix removed by a cross-eyed surgeon who
mistakenly sewed up the wrong opening.......Now she's making money on the side!!!
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Books I have read:

"The Tiger's Revenge" by Claude Balls

"Holes In The Mattress" by Mr. Completely

"The Bloody Stump" by Hugh Kutcherkokov

"Yellow River" by I. P. Freely

"20 Yards To The Outhouse" by Willie Makitt, illustrated by Betty Wohnt
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