From Boston

[Andy]

A recent poll was taken in Boston following the Democratic National Convention. Things that Bostonians could agree on were as follows.

1. The Yankees Suck.
2. The convention caused the usual smooth flow of traffic to become hard to drive in.
3. The Democrats stand for the following:
A. pro-Veteran
B. Pro-Union
C. Pro-lesbian
D. Against drilling for oil in America
E. Against nuclear power
F. Against the use of fossil fuel
G. Against cutting down forests
H. For lower energy costs
I. Pro-Affirmative Action
J. Against war
K. Against acts of terrorism in the U.S.
L. Pro-France
M. Derek Jeter is wicked queer

(Unfortunately the only delegate who agreed with all these Democratic stands could not be interviewed. She was stoned and just wanted to eat cookies.)

Reporting from Boston this is Andy and that?s the news.

[reconeil]

Glad to hear that FINALLY things have really improved in Boston.
Well,...it's about time.

Neil