Drop Dead Gorgeous

[DMZ-LT]

Drywall made a post at the saloon that reminded me of this. Several years ago I was playing on a bar pool team - would go once a week to another bar and shoot against their team. Saw on the next weeks schedule we are to shoot at a nuddie bar - in Atlanta the dancers wear only shoes and a garder belt. Told my daughter I couldn't believe we were shooting pool there. She tells me Sonya , her friend since 2nd grade , dances there. My daughter was 24 at the time. I have known Sonya since she was 7. We get there and start shooting pool and sure enough " Now on center stage -- Sonya " I look up and there she is - drop dead gorgeous and totally nude, except for the shoes and garter. She is dancing away and I go up to the stage and put two one dollar bills in her garder and as I do I say Hey Sonya , Cathy and Lisa said to say hello. Music is playing , two other nude women on different stages, everyone partying and drinking and she looks down at me and Yells over the music - " Oh Mister Hager, what are you doing here !! " I crawled to the door

[blues clues]

getting old is a bitch ant it.
razz

[phuloi]

Odds are that Miss Sonya was looking for a divit in the floor to sink into as well..

[Arrow]

How would I know? Let's just say I am related to a someone that is a legend on both sides of the Mississippi

Shadow of Doubt
Bonnie Raitt

Just another homesick child
Tired of running wild
Ready to stand trial and move on
Though I'm guilty in your sight
Have some mercy tonight
I can't make it through the fight alone

Oh but Lord, no don't make it easy
Keep me working till I work it on out
Just please shine enought light on me
Til I'm free from this shadow of doubt
Keep me out of the Shadow of Doubt
As I try to make some sense
Of this world I'm up against
Well I know my best defense is your love
When the struggle gets insane
And the lesson's full of pain
Keep me calling out your name with Love

Oh but Lord, no don't make it easy
Keep me workin' till I work it on out
Just please won't you shine
enough light on me
Til I'm free from this shadow of Doubt

Well I whisper in the dark
From the bottom of my heart
And I'm searchin for one star to shine
I will shout from mountain high
And I'll reach into the sky
Til you open up my eyes so blind

Oh but Lord no, Don't make it easy
Keep me workin' til I work it on out
Just please, please shine enough light on me
'Til I'm free from this shadow of doubt
keep me out of the Shadow.....

(She's just another Angel Flyin' to close to the ground.. )

[White Oak]

You lucky dog, at least they let you get in ,I'm 52 and show ID but they never believe it, they just turn me around and tell to get home and come back when I'm grown.