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Old 12-31-2014, 05:44 AM
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Wink Ex-President Bill Clinton

From a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes."

He will appoint his wife to go to the mountains of Afghanistan and bargain with ISIS. She will be authorized to offer them amnesty should they choose to come to America where they will promptly be offered citizenship.

ISIS must bring Hillarys' head back to America with them.

Accorn will register all of ISIS to vote as they depart the plane from Afghanistan."
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Old 01-01-2015, 07:49 AM
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Stick,
Saw the same about Bill on TV, and most all about: "Slick Willy" was so true.

Sadly, even comedian's funny stuff about ISIS voting & Hillary didn't seem too-far-fetched these days.

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