Todays Reason to smile

[SgtBlake]

[Keith_Hixson]

I like Mondays!!!

Keith

[Drywall]

Fair enough. I was off yesterday. Glad you had a good time at the campout but you have nothing to fear in the counseling dept. I have no earth shaking advice to offer anybody on matters that are talked about here. I mostly just listen. There is that old saw about it being better to only be though a fool.

[thedrifter]

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end
up
lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and

add butter, salt, and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying
hard-boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The trees are whistling for the dogs

Sempers,

Roger

[White Oak]

Better Sun than Snow anyday

[Keith_Hixson]

It's snowing in Idaho and Montana as we type. Of course in the Mountains, but a cold front is a coming. Get those mitts out if you live in the Canadian Border States.

Keith

[Drywall]

I speak Canadian, ya know, eh.

[thedrifter]

A Navy SEAL walks into a Marine bar near Camp LeJeune and announces loudly, "I hear you Marines are a bunch of drinkin' fools. I'll pay five hundred dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 shots of Jack Daniels back-to-back." The room falls quiet and no one takes the SEAL's
offer.

One Marine gets up and leaves. Thirty minutes later, the same Marine who left shows back up and taps the SEAL on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Marine. "Yep," replies the SEAL; and he asks the bartender to line up ten shots of Jack Daniels. Immediately, the Marine slams all ten shots, drinking them all back-to-back. The other bar patrons cheer as the SEAL sits down in amazement. The SEAL pays the Marine the five hundred dollars and asks, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that thirty minutes you were gone?" The Marine replies, "Oh .. I had to go to the bar down the street to see if I could do it first!"

God Bless America and the United States Marine Corps
Once a Marine, Always a Marine

Sempers,

Roger

This was given to me by my Lil Sis