Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

[Boats]

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.

11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries.

12. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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Boats

Nothing's foolproof because there's too many different kinds of fools in this world

Stay good
james

[QM3steve]

No one is entirely useless... they can always be used as a bed example.

[DeadlyDaring]

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

[Keith_Hixson]

A fool says within his heart, . . . . "there is no god".
They are corrupt, their deeds are vile;
there is no one who does good." Psalm 14:1 - King David


Keith

[DeadlyDaring]

Originally Posted by Keith_Hixson

A fool says within his heart, . . . . "there is no god".
They are corrupt, their deeds are vile;
there is no one who does good." Psalm 14:1 - King David


Keith

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