Jeb Crows's Banana Republic Bread

Jeb Crows's Banana Republic Bread

INGREDIENTS:

1 North American Land Mass
1 Cup Freshly Squeezed Katherine Harris
2/3 Cup "Jeb Crow" Brand Voter Purge
1 Well Greased Republican Plan
5/4 Cup Partisan Supreme Court
2 Cups "Get Over It"

DIRECTIONS: Acquire a North American Land Mass with free Constitutional
Democracy.
Let stand for 224 years. Then, mix 1 cup freshly squeezed Katherine
Harris with 2/3
cup "Jeb Crow" Brand voter purge, secretly straining out 57,000 black
voters. Place
remaining ingredients in a Well Greased Republican Plan and stir in 5/4
cup Partisan
Supreme Court, followed by 2 cups of "Get Over It." Pre-count oven to
537 votes and
bake until brother George is appointed King and America resembles
Argentina.

SUGGESTED WINE: Pinochet Grigio

SERVES: Bush Crime Family and Corporate Fascist Friends


George W's Fascist American Pie

INGREDIENTS:

1 U.S. Presidential Office
3 Cups 9/11 Attack
2 Cups Anthrax Fear
4 Cups "Orwellian" Brand Patriot Act
1 Roll Duct Tape
8oz Government Media Control
1 Halliburton Baking Pan
500 American Soldiers

DIRECTIONS: After following Jeb's recipe, add freshly appointed U.S.
Presidential Office.
Next, let 3 cups 9/11 Attack happen while sprinkling in 2 cups Anthrax
Fear and 1 roll Duct Tape.
Now, according to it's constituency, discreetly add 4 cups "Orwellian"
Brand Patriot Act and blend
with 8 oz Government Media Control. Mix well, extracting civil rights
while ensuring the confusion of the people.
Then, after carefully removing any references to Osama Bin Laden,
casually switch ingredients to a very well oiled
Halliburton Baking Pan and place in pre-planned Saddam oven. Trim away
any French dissent that may appear.
American dissent can be reduced by sprinkling liberal Daschles with
treasonings. Generously squander 500
American Soldiers to taste, discarding any wounded or maimed, while
attending to fundraisers, not funerals.
Bake until Liberal's heads have exploded, planet's resources are
looted, and Bush & Cronies bank accounts
are full, as all three are served at once.

Recommended Side: Condoleeza's Rice

Suggested Wines: Ahmed Chablis, White Infidel

Serves: To prove it can happen here.

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"futureworlds" wrote in message
news:1207755873a7935f35354e94b85bf54c@mail.futurew orlds.it...
> Jeb Crows's Banana Republic Bread
>
> INGREDIENTS:
>
> 1 North American Land Mass
> 1 Cup Freshly Squeezed Katherine Harris
> 2/3 Cup "Jeb Crow" Brand Voter Purge
> 1 Well Greased Republican Plan
> 5/4 Cup Partisan Supreme Court
> 2 Cups "Get Over It"
>
> DIRECTIONS: Acquire a North American Land Mass with free Constitutional
> Democracy.
> Let stand for 224 years. Then, mix 1 cup freshly squeezed Katherine
> Harris with 2/3
> cup "Jeb Crow" Brand voter purge, secretly straining out 57,000 black
> voters. Place
> remaining ingredients in a Well Greased Republican Plan and stir in 5/4
> cup Partisan
> Supreme Court, followed by 2 cups of "Get Over It." Pre-count oven to
> 537 votes and
> bake until brother George is appointed King and America resembles
> Argentina.
>
> SUGGESTED WINE: Pinochet Grigio
>
> SERVES: Bush Crime Family and Corporate Fascist Friends
>
>
> George W's Fascist American Pie
>
> INGREDIENTS:
>
> 1 U.S. Presidential Office
> 3 Cups 9/11 Attack
> 2 Cups Anthrax Fear
> 4 Cups "Orwellian" Brand Patriot Act
> 1 Roll Duct Tape
> 8oz Government Media Control
> 1 Halliburton Baking Pan
> 500 American Soldiers
>
> DIRECTIONS: After following Jeb's recipe, add freshly appointed U.S.
> Presidential Office.
> Next, let 3 cups 9/11 Attack happen while sprinkling in 2 cups Anthrax
> Fear and 1 roll Duct Tape.
> Now, according to it's constituency, discreetly add 4 cups "Orwellian"
> Brand Patriot Act and blend
> with 8 oz Government Media Control. Mix well, extracting civil rights
> while ensuring the confusion of the people.
> Then, after carefully removing any references to Osama Bin Laden,
> casually switch ingredients to a very well oiled
> Halliburton Baking Pan and place in pre-planned Saddam oven. Trim away
> any French dissent that may appear.
> American dissent can be reduced by sprinkling liberal Daschles with
> treasonings. Generously squander 500
> American Soldiers to taste, discarding any wounded or maimed, while
> attending to fundraisers, not funerals.
> Bake until Liberal's heads have exploded, planet's resources are
> looted, and Bush & Cronies bank accounts
> are full, as all three are served at once.
>
> Recommended Side: Condoleeza's Rice
>
> Suggested Wines: Ahmed Chablis, White Infidel
>
> Serves: To prove it can happen here.
>
> http://www.bartcop.com/


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