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Old 03-31-2005, 08:29 AM
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Talking Down Side of Dieting.

After eating all this Rabbit Food for over a year, I think I'm turning into a rabbit.

My ears are getting bigger.
My nose twitches all the time.
I'm starting to get buck teeth.
I'm starting to grow a cotton tail.
And,

All I want to do is hop, hop, hop.

I'm planning on applying for the job of Harvey in the movie remake.


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Maybe so,Keith,but all the REAL benefits for sure trump your turning into a waskley wabbitt.
I saw my MD today and my bad cholesterol went from 175,which was not even remotely acceptable,down to 135.I`m shooting for the 100-110 range,and with a proper diet and continued exercise,I`m sure I can get there.
I`m proud of you-keep it up!
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Old 04-28-2005, 10:38 PM
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And you are still here with us to tell us about it. That is the best part about it.
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Old 04-29-2005, 04:27 AM
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Theres other things rabbits like to do....Oh Ya!!! I've been accused at the April prayer breakfast on the mtn of sending perfectly good threads like this one right down the toilet.....Well I'm gonna mend my ways, clean up my act, etc, etc

Now lets get back to that damn rabbit....Its a proven scientific fact that consuming organic green leafy material (including wacky
tabaccy) cranks up the labido to a different level
Hence the term "Phuck like a rabbit"
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