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You guys shouldn't insult those poor monkeys like that.
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Unfortunately, nothing insults either one of them.
In other news............. DENVER, CO (AP) A furious gunfight erupted between the midgets and the dwarfs at the circus this afternoon. No one was killed in the short skirmish, but some people were wounded by small arms fire.
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Amazing, Just Amazing!
I learned today that there is more money being spent each year on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research.
By the year 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and abundant erections, and no recollection of what to do with them. :re:
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Bended Out of Shape
City Bans Smelly People From Buses
Mon Jan 13, 7:56 AM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo! BEND, Ore. - You better hit the shower before you board the bus in Bend. Proposed new city rules would ban spitting, smoking, skateboarding, and stinking on city buses. The regulations ban anyone who "emanates a grossly repulsive odor that is unavoidable by other Bend Extended Area Transit customers" from being in the bus station or on a bus. "It's an effort to keep the riding experience as pleasant and safe as possible," said city attorney Jim Forbes. He noted that the city already has an ordinance prohibiting people from releasing "highly objectionable odors" from their property. The City Council will consider preliminary approval of the ordinance Wednesday. The city's transit system is currently reservations-based. Last year, the city expanded the transit service for seniors and the disabled into a service for the general public, but no scheduled routes have been established. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// What about - ummmmmmmmmmm - odors from other bodily functions?
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Jeffers... what DO you do all day?????
. . . . . . . . . . besides this??? lolol Susan |
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Well, today I was grandkid sittin'. Dey takes care of demseves, but dey needs an adult (moi?) around jus' in case. Ya know?
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Sue.........
If you only knew the gems he has come up with in the past. :re: On another site, we used to request a Jeff warning before he graced us with his wit to keep from spitting coffee all over our computers.
Bill
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Aw, shucks, Bill. Yer too kind. (Giggle, blush, squirm...)
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There are tests and requirements for some jobs...
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And at some jobs just answering the phone can be a problem......
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