James..........

[SEATJERKER]

...we you out all night again, and cruising under the Bay bridge...

...thought you were supposed to be watching the West coast...



...NEWSFLASH, DE DEE DEE DE DEE DEE DE DE DE DE DE...........


......AN UNIDENTIFIED SOURSE TELLS US TODAY THAT A MAN WEARING A "PSYCOVETS TEE SHIRT, AND HAT SINGLE HANDEDLY TOOK OVER THE BAY BRIDGE IN CA. TODAY...
...RUNNING SIDE TO SIDE STOPPING TRAFFIC IN BOTH DIRECTIONS WHILE SINGING "I GOT A NEW PAIR OF ROLLER SKATES", AND USING "CHOP STICKS" TO FEND OFF HIS OPPOSITION
...LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT NOTED THAT HIS THONG SAID "NEW ORLEANS"...


...IN OTHER NEWS.................