Nascar news

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For all you NASCAR Lovers like myself:::::

NASCAR NEWS- Jeff Gordon hasnt won a race in the last 43 races.

Here may be the reason!

Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew in 2007.

This announcement followed Gordons decision to take advantage of the Governments scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordons existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordons management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.

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However --- Gordon got more than he bargained for.

At the crews first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all for wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the the car to Dale Jr for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordons wife in the shower.


Pretty funny............

enough..........

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