Psyco vets spring rally (campout) 2004

[Dragon Lady]

Oh, and I priced airline tickets from Albany, NY to Seattle today. UsAir has them for $198 round trip...catch, yep always is one...they only have fare posted through the middle of June. I'm thinking of swinging on out for a weekend when the grand-baby is born.
DL

[SEATJERKER]

...Did you price from Albany to Atlanta,...

...Flying would be the way to go under time constraints vs putting up with all the other "operators" on the road, and if it's as cheap to fly to Atlanta ( for 198.00 to the West coast), I'd rather fly, quicker, although security might hold "3 psyco vets" over a little longer during the screening process,...

...However if Andy , and Dl want to drive, I'd do it that way too,...

...try to figure it all out during the coming weeks,...

...

[Dragon Lady]

Curtis,
I check on the flights in the morning. I have a much faster internet connection at the office.

I'll PM you with the info.
DL

[MORTARDUDE]

Man... this will be great !! Bud... EEEEEK !!!! Could you get some Foster's ??? Thanks.

Larry

50 cases = 50 x 24 = 1200 cans....

Keith... where are you !!!!!!! LOL

[reeb]

Some things you Physcos might want to be aware of :

Who will be the first one to break one ?


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enough..........

[Dragon Lady]

US Airways Flights from Albany to Atlanta for the PsychoVets Reunion

Itinerary Total - 1 adult at US$ 316.90 (Includes taxes & fees)

9:40am Depart Albany, NY (ALB)
1:45pm Arrive Atlanta, GA (ATL)
Apr. 21
US Airways flight 3549 operated by US AIRWAYS EXPRESS-TRANSSTATES AIRLINES/ 2310 operated by US AIRWAYS EXPRESS-PSA AIRLINES Connection in Pittsburgh, PA

10:00am Depart Atlanta, GA (ATL)
2:22pm Arrive Albany, NY (ALB)
Apr. 28
US Airways flight 2609 operated by US AIRWAYS EXPRESS-MESA AIRLINES/ 1288 Connection in Pittsburgh, PA

In order to receive this price you must travel Tues., Wed., or Thurs. and a minimum one week stay.

Atlanta just isnt as busy as Seattle so the prices are a bit more expensive.

DL

[SEATJERKER]

...can those Gent's put up with us Northin' folks for a week deep inside their territory,...

...How long is this party "supposed" to go, and is night vision manditory,...

...my wife was going to check Southwest Airlines as it doesn't reqire reservations??,...

..."whose bringing the crab apples for the second duel of "Packo, and Andy",...

...(edit), remember, I have pictures of the first encounter which was determinded to be a "draw",...

...

[Dragon Lady]

I just looked at their site...they don't fly in to Atlanta. I guess it isnt far enough west for Southwest.
DL

[Packo]

Atlanta is the busiest airport in the US.

Try Delta.

Packo

[SEATJERKER]

...is probably right on Delta, thats all I saw coming through there on the way to Little Rock/ Hot Springs a few years back, miles of runways, and Delta was all over,...

...