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Some Political Funnies
Thought this might lighten the spirit around here. Its just some quotes about politics and politician.
Squeezing our money out of politicians is more difficult than squeezing blood from a turnip. To paraphrase an Oscar Hammerstein love song, once they have found a way to take our money, they never let it go. --Cal Thomas Politicians are like diapers. They should both be changed frequently and for the same reason. --Anonymous Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. --Lily Tomlin Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. --Gore Vidal "Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. a fool, and all of the independent candidates act like they're on drugs." -David Borenstein, On the politics of the 1990's "Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office." -David Broder "Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself." -Mark Twain |
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MELODY -
I especially like the third one, but even if the author is unknown, his words are still immortal!! VERITAS
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