The Patriot Files Forums  

Go Back   The Patriot Files Forums > General > General Posts
Reload this Page The Sunburn ( joke )
Home Forums Gallery Register Video Directory FAQ Members List Calendar Games Today's Posts Chat Room

Post New Thread  Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 06-13-2005, 07:06 PM
MORTARDUDE's Avatar
MORTARDUDE MORTARDUDE is offline
Senior Member
  

Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 6,849
Distinctions
VOM Contributor 
Default The Sunburn ( joke )
The Sunburn

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a
horrible sunburn. He is taken to the hospital by ambulance and is promptly
admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister and noting the severe pain
he is in, the doctor goes ahead and prescribes continuous intravenous
feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative and a Viagra pill every four
hours.

The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do for him now, Doctor?"

"It'll keep the sheets off his legs
__________________
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
  #2  
Old 06-14-2005, 05:33 AM
MarineAO MarineAO is offline
Senior Member
  

Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 482
Distinctions
VOM 
Default
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________
"To all that have gone before us,
We salute You"
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 06-14-2005, 06:13 AM
urbsdad6 urbsdad6 is offline
Senior Member
  

Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: SOCAL
Posts: 484
Distinctions
Contributor 
Default
Guess I'll have to try that next time I get a bad sunburn!!!!!


Doc Urb
__________________
'In a time of universal deceit, telling the "truth" is a revolutionary act.' -George Orwell

'Time does not heal all wounds but forgiveness will heal all time.'-"The Disappearence Of The Universe"
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 06-14-2005, 09:42 AM
MORTARDUDE's Avatar
MORTARDUDE MORTARDUDE is offline
Senior Member
  

Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 6,849
Distinctions
VOM Contributor 
Default
bobK where are u ?

Larry
__________________
sendpm.gif Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
A Joke for Ron sn-e3 Police/Fire/EMS 20 12-13-2008 02:28 PM
All A Big Joke skeeter General Posts 1 05-02-2004 07:50 PM
joke of the day Bernadette General Posts 1 01-13-2004 12:03 PM
A joke Bill Farnie Political Debate 2 12-22-2003 07:39 AM
WW2 joke bigblackbravo General Posts 1 06-10-2003 09:42 AM

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 06:44 AM.

Contact Us - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.