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12-23-2006, 08:49 AM
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Italian Night Before Christmas
Subject: Italian Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', I had a gun unda da pilla. When up on da roof I heard somethin' pound, I sprung to da window, To scream, "YO! Keep it down!" When what to my Wanderin' eyes should appear, But da Don of all elfs, And eight friggin' reindeer! Wit' slicked back black hair, And a silk red suit, Don Christopher wuz here... An he brought da loot! Wit' a slap to dare snouts, And a yank on dare manes, He cursed and he shouted, And he called dem by name. "Yo Tony, Yo Frankie, Yo Vinny, Yo Vito, Ay Joey, Ay Paulie, Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!" As I drew out my gun And hid by da bed, He flew troo da winda And slapped me 'side da head. "What da heck you doin' Pullin' a gun on da Don? Now all you're gettin' is coal, You friggin' moron!" Den pointin' a fat finga Right unda my nose, He twisted his pinky ring, And up da chimney he rose! He sprang to his sleigh, Obscenities screamin', Away dey all flew... Maybe I wuz dreamin? But den I heard him yell out, What I did least expect, "Merry Friggin' Christmas to all, And yous better show some respect!"
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"I fly this plane for my country, when it stops flying it's not my fault, it's the countrys." CDR Fred "Bear" Vogt. The Last Skipper of VF-33's, F-4's. A veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it. -- Author Unknown 
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#2
12-23-2006, 09:50 AM
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The US has USS before the names of their warships, the British and Canadians have HMS before the name of their Warships, the Italians habve DMB before their warships for DATS A MY BOAT.
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12-23-2006, 02:10 PM
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Robert...
NOW YOU'VE GONE & DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gonna call up both ACLU & Sharpton,...and get this blatant ethnic "Dissin" all straightened-out. HOOOWEEEVER,...and before that,.......... did you ever hear what they call anyone marrying an Italian? .................................................. .................................................. .... .................................................. ............ ......................................... "A Social Climber" Neil 
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12-23-2006, 04:54 PM
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Neil, yous get on the line to who ever yous got and I'll have my boys in the Black Caddie come and says hello to yous!
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"I fly this plane for my country, when it stops flying it's not my fault, it's the countrys." CDR Fred "Bear" Vogt. The Last Skipper of VF-33's, F-4's. A veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it. -- Author Unknown
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