Warriors Saloon

[Drywall]

Got any cigars left? I'll have one with a beer if you do. They keep tellin us it's gonna warm up but it just never seems to get here.

Koskie got the game winner today, a homerun in the bottom of the tenth.

[thedrifter]

Hey Gary,

Hello All,

Gary I need to start with a beer and a shot...I have been up for over 36 hours ....
Had a trouble call last night and did not finish up till 6:00 this morning...Have a few things to do this morning and then go home and get some needed sleep....

Sempers,

Roger

[SgtBlake]

sounds like you had a long night Roger but at least it's Friday and you can catch up on your sleep here ya go

[SgtBlake]

Everybody

[Seascamp]

We?ll try again. Went for a ride with the group last Sunday and my carb got to too cold so I had to hobble home popping and missing most of the way. An 8500 ft. pass is a bit much for this time of year and that was one cold mammy jammer. Anyway, the little gal that rides in our group just got a new Indian so she is being a snot. Today, I got some flowers and a ?T? shirt. It reads, Harley Davidson made of tin, ride them out and push them back in. The word ?Indian? is there of course. We?ll see about all that. I?ll have a Bud then get on home and tune the tune. Just back from the HD (hundred dollar) store and got all the tune up goodies, fresh oil, filter and air cleaner so I?m good to go now.

Fair seas, Bill

[SgtBlake]

Hmmmm I think that's enough coffee for me for the day, time for a beer so I can wake up

[Drywall]

Nobody around, guess I'll practice my standup routine.

Three boys were braggin about their dads.

First boy says "My Dad is so fast, he can shoot an arrow and catch it before it hits the target.

Second boy says "That nuthin. My Dad is so fast, he can shoot a rifle and catch the bullet in his teeth before it hits the target."

"Wow I'll have to admit thats pretty fast." says the first boy.

Third boy says "Thats nuthin. Nuthin. MY Dad works for the city and he's so fast that he works till 5:00 and is home by 4:!5.

[Drywall]

What's the difference between 365 used rubbers and an old tire?

Anybody?

One is a Goodyear and one is a GREAT YEAR!!!

Baada Bing Badda Boom.

[Hoyin]

And on that note I think I'll break down and have a *gasp* BEER.

[Keith_Hixson]

It's snowing outside right now. Never have ever seen it snow in May!!! It isn't sticking but it is snowing. The weatherman said a big Artic front was coming through and moving East. MN guys will get it in 3 or 4 days. Get those wool sweaters out again. This is the strangest spring ever.

Keith