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Old 11-03-2022, 10:44 AM
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Thumbs up How about this job that's open! Welfare Story!

To my readers: My sister just sent me this its potential job offer:

Read below:

Topic: An oldie but still witty. Enjoy

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain
around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just hate drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job.

I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from
a very wealthy old man - who wants a chauffeur - and bodyguard - for his beautiful daughter."

"You will have to drive around in his 2022 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter
on her overseas holiday trips."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-shittin' me!"
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And the Social Worker's final words were, "Yeah, - well... you started it."
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Know anybody like that? pass it along
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