This is why Danica Patrick "drives" men crazy!

[Robert Ryan]

Thank you for the explanation.

[revwardoc]

You're welcome, though that was a very polite explanation. If you want my ACTUAL opinion of what a cockpit is, I'll give you my ex-wife's phone number and she can show you.

[b3196]

Steve
That what I'm talkin' about

[revwardoc]

When I'm talking about my ex-wife, the emphasis is on the word "pit".

[b3196]

Dan
Won't touch the sides or hit bottom.....Or do you have'ta strap a board across your ass so you won't fall in?

[Robert Ryan]

Went from Gasping for breath to laughing so hard I'm gasping for breath again. Revwardoc seems you and I share the same feelings about ex wives. I think my ex screwed the whole 6th Army while I was in Nam my 3rd tour. That's okay though, I wasn't a perfect angle my 3rd tour, way too many French Vietnamese girls in Saigon not to stray. However after I came back my ex still wanted to make it with the 6th Army. I think she was on quest for that purpose.

[Keith_Hixson]

At our age:

1. We should all be happy just to be alive!
2. Anything that is still breathing should look attractive!
3. When we start to get picky - we should take off our clothes and look in the mirror
Laugh Hard and realize we aren't much of a catch.
4. Bob K is only attracted Ewes so he is no beauty pageant judge.

Keith

[b3196]

Keith
Gotta agree with you on #2.....In John's case, he just wants a post mortum report and a depth gauge.