Favorite Recipes

[JeffL]

As my first contribution to this site during a holiday season, please accept one of our favorite family recipes for a great Thanksgiving turkey!

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HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

1. Go buy a turkey.
2. Take a drink of whiskey.
3. Put the turkey in the oven.
4. Take 2 more drinks of whiskey.
5. Set the oven to 375?.
6. Take another drink of whiskey.
7. Turn the oven on.
8. Have 4 more shots of whiskey.
9. Turk the bastey.
10. Whiskey another bottle of get.
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
12. Glass yourself another pour of whiskey.
13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
14. Take the oven out of the turkey.
15. Floor the turkey on the drop.
16. Have another shot of whiskey.
17. Turk up the pickey flom the froor.
18. Turk the carvey.
19. Open another bottle of whiskey.
20. Tet the shable and pour yourshelf a glass of turkey.
21. Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

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I'm only trying to help! Here's wishing everyone a happy holiday season! And share some of your favorite holiday recipes!!!!!




Never drink downstream from the herd.
Jeff