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Sunday!
Well I blew it big time Sunday in my Sermon. I was all wound up in the conclusion and I made a statement about Simon Peter. But, it came out Simon "Peeper". Everyone started to giggle and even some like my son and my wife started to He Haw. The morning worship service ended with everyone having a smile on their face. And I had to greet them all as they were leaving the church. But, I stood in there and faced the music. In our congregation we have a bunch of folks like BobK and Paco Tom who will constantly remind me of my slip. I'm a humiliated and broken man.
Keith Last edited by Keith_Hixson; 01-05-2009 at 06:16 PM. |
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Keith,
It could have been a lot worse. I remind you of the inebriated Reverend who attempted to inform his congregation of the taffey pull at St Peter's church....
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Could always be worse Keith! I was wondering what your status message on myspace was about!
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Bro Keith
Reminds of an old joke This guy needs a bus ticket to Pittsburg He walks up to the ticket counter which is being operated by this girl with hugh lung warts. He asks for one picket to Tittsburg. See where I'm goin' with this, apparently you were distracted by some hot chick in the congregation, but not to worry To err is human, to forgive is devine, To take notice of hot chicks at your age is great!!!
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Hmmmm
I think bOOger has hit the perverbial nail on the head. What were you "peeping" at there padre'? Must be an interesting congregation. Just a Freudian slip. Even the chaste have them.
Paco Tom
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