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Old 12-19-2002, 08:26 AM
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Old 12-19-2002, 08:28 AM
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Old 12-19-2002, 08:30 AM
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Santa COULD be a little late...


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Old 12-19-2002, 08:44 AM
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I KNEW something was wrong! I just glimpsed this little guy sneaking 'round the corner of the house, near the woods...


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Old 12-19-2002, 01:54 PM
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Click the link for a Merry Christmas message from a very musical Santa!

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Old 12-19-2002, 07:35 PM
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed
someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple,
they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the
accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer...






The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there
is
no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the
end
of the joke.


Men keep'a scrollin'...






So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect
woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car
accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
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Old 12-19-2002, 07:37 PM
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Gee ,us men really take a beating
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Old 12-20-2002, 06:11 AM
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