The test

[reeb]

Jane,

There is another woman on this site ( no names ) that always calls me Poor Reeb.

Could by any chance you be her?

Different parts of the country, but "almost" all of us move at one time or the other.

enough.........

[janecallanan]

No, sorry. I am not her. Strange...the name must fit! 'Poor" backwards doesn't seem to mean anything. Maybe time for a different approach!

[reeb]

Jane,

Oh well!!!

Congrats with your up comming marriage.

One more note: I am still looking for the punch line on this one.

enough.............

[bbeil]

I have read Jane's Bumper Sticker list and it brings to mind:

I know you are smarter than I think you are! The PROBLEM is, you are not as smart as you think you are!

Kind of like a glass slipper, if it fits, wear it.

[janecallanan]

Good one bbeil!
Reeb, no upcoming marriage. Confused yet?

[JeffL]

Awright, awright, awright. Bumper stickers. Here goes -


Change is inevitable, except at a vending machine.

Cover me! I?m changing lanes!

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

If we aren?t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

It?s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

I subbort publik edukasion.

3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can?t.

I?m a corporate executive - I keep things from happening.

I love cats; they taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

I want to die in my sleep like my dad; not screaming and yelling like the people in his car.

Montana -- At least our cows are sane!

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Your kid may be an honor student but YOU'RE still an IDIOT!

My kid can beat up your honor student!

Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!

Forget about World Peace; Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

He who laughs last takes too long to get the joke.

Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You WILL Be Assimilated.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Smuck Fog (This one was from back in the late '60s, and it has always stuck in my feeble mind.)

I had a brain scan; the results showed nothing.

I don?t know and I don?t care if I?m apathetic.

I can?t stand intolerant people.

Will Rogers Never Met Bill Clinton.

[reeb]

Jane,

YEP!!!!

This post is really mind bogglin.

I love riddles and jokes.

Am I on the right track????

Your post has ALOT of views and alot replies.

I will keep reading it until I find out "Just what the hell is going on"

enough............

[janecallanan]

Wow Jeff! Like, WOW! I am still trying to Imagine Whirled Peas, and you came up with all these! I think some drugs need to kick in!

Reeb, I have been trying to think of something today besides "Poor Reeb", because "poor" is nothing backwards. All I could come up with that made sense was "God Reeb". How do you like that one?

[Wazza]

A mate of mine was a typesetter who had the same problem. Could never get the spelling right where he lived. So he moved to a suburb of Adelaide, South Australia called GLENELG. Never had any problems after that!!!!

[reeb]

Jane,

Sounds good to me cause the "wet backs" cant say Doug ( my Name ) so they say dog and god backwards is dog.

Still trying to figure the post out.

enough............